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Wilford Brimley, a Greasy Otter and some thoughts on breakfast
Who wouldn’t want to start everyday, knowing you have a team of nutritional professionals at your back carefully helping you select the best breakfast to meet your health and nutrition goals? Imagine this nutritional dream team in your corner – if only your health insurance would front the cash to have these experts guiding your […]
Now for a musical interlude…
February 23, 2011
The last Raffi CD I listened to is in the median of I-96, somewhere between Lansing and Grand Rapids. Who knew Marilyn Manson would have such a fun way to teach the kiddos about healthy nutrition. WAY more fun than Raffi.
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February 21, 2011
Think of all the people who make a fortune off of you being healthy, happy, well-adjusted, and feeling good about yourself…..hmmm not many. Surely not big pharma or the ShakeWeight people. Think of all of the other items that wouldn’t be in your ‘shopping cart’. No Benefiber, Activa, Alli, One-a-Day Complete for Active Women, Slimfast, accupuncture, Cosmopolitan Magazine, juice […]
These are your eggs. These are your eggs on bugs. Any questions?
February 19, 2011
I am sure you Michigan people have noticed that all the wisdom you find in the local eating movements seems to originate from those living in California or Florida. It’s easy to be uppity about seasonal, local foods when you live in the produce basket of America. For the rest of us, we’ll do the best we […]
My friend Gym thinks your excuse sucks.
February 18, 2011
Today is my day off. Don’t mistake what I am saying. It’s not a day off from work, it’s a day off from work that receives direct monetary compensation. I have a long list of crap that needs my attention. There is a shamefully large pile of clean but unfolded laundry in baskets, dreadfully full […]
The babies are here! Pull them out of the mailbox they must be ravenous!
February 17, 2011
They have arrived! I have been waiting for my babies for almost a week now. This is my second batch. I neglected and killed the first bunch. They started growing, became demanding, I didn’t feed them and they died. Then I forgot about them. Despite my failure, The Goat Lady (TGL) put more babies in […]
“Here’s my mom’s phone number…
February 15, 2011
Will you call her and give her your muffin recipe?” When a five year old passes you digits because you have great muffins, you KNOW you have great muffins. These are from a fantastic vegan website call The PostPunk Kitchen. http://theppk.com Don’t tell anyone they are vegan. They will wrinkle their nose, call you a […]
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February 28, 2011
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