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Crap comes cheap and in bulk quantities.
In my little piece of suburbia, it is very fashionable to have a lot. But even better than having a lot, is having the most. Children, cars, vacation homes, shoes, sports, calendar items, televisions, sports trophies, volunteer hours, watches, SUVs, those stupid effing rubberband bracelets…. The most of anything. Somewhere, somehow, quantity replaced quality. And […]
Put a Ring on THIS
June 22, 2011
I am pretty certain that our sisters fighting for the right to parallel park in Saudi Arabia aren’t feeling Beyoncé’s new song, Rule the World. Chances are that underneath their black veils they don’t feel they “Rule the Mother Fuckin’ World.” But that’s okay Beyoncé, I know you’re a little out of touch. Considering you […]
Saturday Six Pack
June 18, 2011
I put together a little six-pack of happiness for you. Fortunately, it doesn’t have that annoying little plastic-thingy that strangles turtles and ducklings, and you don’t have to return the can for the deposit. All you have to do is click the little green link thing and read. Scape-ism As my girlfriend would say ‘Fire […]
Mind Full of What?
June 16, 2011
I am full of a genius ideas in late May and early June. For example Three years ago I thought completing four credit hours of Human Anatomy and Physiology would be more fun from a lawn chair in the summer semester than sequestered in the house in February. Two years ago I thought it I […]
Strong, Hot and Served in Bed
June 11, 2011
I need it first thing in the morning. I prefer it before I even open my eyes. I like it in bed, but I don’t like it French. Optimally, its hot and kinda sweet, but I will take it black or slightly bitter. I almost never say no to it — unless it’s in foam. […]
Domino Days
June 6, 2011
A very petite girlfriend of mine carries a monstrously large purse. I have only recently adopted the idea of even carrying a purse. I would prefer to just cram everything in my coat pockets and my ID and a twenty in my shoe. But I’ll tell you, the other day when she pulled out a […]
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June 30, 2011
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